DayXNo Day:“I am who I am!”Godess heavens — CHILDREN, Wake Up at once!!We've got a First! A One and Only and Allencompassing! Children, we have a "1"! BINGO! :cheers:Welcome to the machine!Day 1:“Let there be light!”For real? Light is so much slowly...Wait, I’ll decelerate some hydrogen for you here, selfcompressing, you can test this one... :boom:Oops... U-o-oopsaccident... well, prototype... :dawoom-boom:Sorryooho! Coming soon...just a little second :kadaboom-woom-boom:Hold on, I’m just filing down that little edge on the cosmic constant...:☆:Aah, there we go!Your little light is burning! Look, there's even a bit of oxygen left over - you can mix yourself a little water with that :smile: Day 2:“Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.”Splendid :-)with that last bang, all sorts of dust and stones flew around... they’re great for making things firm :-) What do you think of a globule-based shape? - I have a slight penchant for homeopathy :CheshireCat: Day 3:“Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear.”Okay..? ...into one place :pondering:I'll do a golden ratio for you, 2/3 water, 1/3 land, nicely shaped into a sphere... “Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree.”Oh boy... wild herbs and roots?That’ll lead to chaos... Day 4:“Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years.”Ah, we’ve got those already ;-)Plenty of stars turned up during the hydrogen tests... I’ll clear the mists of ignorance for you now, so that you can actually see them! ...and here’s a pocketwatch :-) Don’t forget to wind it up! Day 5:“Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.”Alright, I’ve got a primordial soup right here...a few chicks, some cocks... eggs, nests... I’ve even got some insects on offer - top-notch birdfeed! Done - Wonderful! ...and thanks for all the fish. “Be fruitful, and multiply!”Told you so, don't forget the shaggy ;-)Day 6:“Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth.”Oh yes :clap-clap-clap: Squirrels!And mealworms :excited:... elephants, dogs, cats, tigerfood :yay:and polarbearbabies!...and a cow, very important, we urgendly need a cow! “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness.”Oh, come on, nobody needs that...in the end, they'll start playing with fire – kill the Good and the Pretti and burn down this beautiful garden ... as every time... :grumble-grumble: :THUNDER: :THUNDER: :FLASH-FLASHFLASH:!:grumble-grumble:alright, alright... Should I cut one out of your ribs? „MY ribs? Are you fullfillyfilled mad? Take the clay on the ground there!“Okay okay...Day 7:“...”Yep, ole boy, take a rest, you’ve done enough...Maybe I’ll hang a lil moon into the sky for you - so it’s not quite so dark at night ;) |
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